April 2009
Famous friends.
So I’m sitting here watching Fuse. The No. 1 Countdown: Bamboozle 09. Hey Monday’s video is on. And I’m like, Dude, circa ‘05, I used to sit in the POP parking lot with Mike (now better known as Mikey Mo or “Jersey”), eating Andrew’s french onion soup. And now he’s on Fuse? Its weird. Like how when (not if) TYGB gets really big and I have to watch...
I just realized that on a scale of 1-10, I am a 10.
If that scale were to determine how gross someone looked.
Me: I will fucking kill you, Gidget.
Gidget: Do it. I'm suicidal.
Me: What?
Gidget: It'll save me a lot of trouble. I'll be dead and you'll be in jail. Kill two birds with one stone.
Jason, the Captian of the North Awesometon Soccer...
Erik: Thanks for like, making my year.
Me: Yeah I love that movie, I used to watch it like all the time.
Erik: Wanna be my girlfriend?
Me: Yeah!
Erik: Alright so we're going out now. We live together.
Me: Yup we do. We're going to live in North Awesometon.
Erik: Great idea.
Me: Bye Ariane, we're gonna go do boyfriend/girlfriend stuff.
Ariane: I'm confused.
I need to
see myself the way other people see me and maybe I won’t believe I’m such a troll.
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Hottentots means...
Boobs. It’s another word for boobs. I got this poster at Spencer’s that basically has 1000 different words for boobs, and hottentots is my favorite one. The end.
