hottentots means boobs

If it’s completely okay to sit inside your house with the heat blasting during the winter months, why is it suddenly a horrible thing to sit inside on a hot day with the air on? Maybe I don’t want to fucking go outside. Oh, it’s nice out? REALLY? Yeah well it’s also hot and my sling makes my arm feel like it’s inside a furnace, so no, I won’t be going outside. And no, I don’t give a shit. Also I have a speech to do so if anyone else is like “omfgzZZZomgBBBBQQQ it’s such a GORRRRGEOUZ DAYYYY WHY ARE YOU INSIDE YOU’RE WASTING THIS FUCKING BEAUTFULLLL DAY HOLY FUCK,” blame homework and old people who can’t drive.

Fin.